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My name's Monica I'm 18 and basically reblog cartoons,anime,and things I find funny.

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(Source: a-thene, via edolianprince)
| girl: | i'm having vagina surgery |
|---|---|
| boyfriend: | i know |
| girl: | i love you |
| boyfriend: | i love you too |
| after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there | |
| girl: | where is my boyfriend |
| dad: | who do you think gave you the vagina |
| girl: | what |
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WOW……WHAT A NICE PRESIDENT………….
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti
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(Source: miss-oerba, via pixelapocalypse)